. . . apparently there was an incident at the flat across the road from us last night and someone was badly hurt. In the last hour or so it's been cordoned off and there's forensic people and stuff outside. Passersby are looking over at it like what the fuck???
Anyway, the police guy wanted to know if we had seen or heard anything last night. Apparently they think the incident, whatever it was, occurred about two am. I got in at quarter to two and witnessed nothing. As far as I'm remember.
Do you know how embarrassing it is to admit to the police that you were too drunk to remember or notice if anything weird was happening???
EXTREMELY embarrassing . . .