Over the past few weeks, I have caught sight of a possibly hot guy every so often as I walk to or from work.
I say "possibly" because I don't actually KNOW for sure whether he's hot or not. He looks hot from the BACK, for sure. But the front??? I have absolutely NO IDEA.
Y'see, the thing is this: I never know when he is going to appear. It's always at different stages on my walk, and until the other day, I had only saw him on my way TO work.
He walks faster than me, and I never know when he will "strike". I feel someone walk past me and next thing he is in front of me, going at full speed, and all I get to do is admire his nice bum. I can't catch up with him to overtake him and peer into his face to see if he is indeed hot as I hope (I can't walk fast enough and, even if I COULD, I'd probably freak him out somewhat). I can't really shout "Oi!" (Well, I COULD do that but who's to tell he'd even turn around? I know I wouldn't, if the roles were reversed.) And I can't spend my entire walk to and from the office constantly turning around to see on the offchance if he happens to be coming up behind me.
I'd probably fall over, for a start.
Or walk into a pole.
Oh, and also . . . since I've only saw him from the back, would I actually recognise him if he was walking up behind me anyway?
It's quite the conundrum.
Oh well, it will remain a mystery for now. If I ever do find out if his front is as hot as his back, I'll let you know . . .
Has anyone else ever experienced this sort of logistical problem???